I LITERALLY SCREAMED THIS IS PERFECT
excuse me, aren’t you forgetting the most fabulous princess
oh no it got better
MY GOODNESS YOU’RE RIGHT
no one’s chest sparkles like Gaston’s
Cat naps are overrated, dog naps are where it’s at.
Cat naps, made better with cats.
So, the year is yet again over. The cyclical motion that occurs every 365 days is repeating itself. Remember all the horrible things you did this year? Forget about them, if there’s one thing in life that I remember is that shit happens. And that shit may stick on your shoe, but you know what? Grab a stick and scrape that shit out, hell buy some new fucking shoes! Enjoy your life, not the “LOL YOLO” life, but your actual life experience. You are a living breathing human and are damn lucky to be one, and I’m glad you’re on this Earth along with me!
Happy new years, guys.